this blog has gotten quite dark – so i decided to start anew here.
please come and visit. there’s food there.
“when the weather gets nice like this, crime goes crazy.” that’s what the cop said to me after he looked at where my gutter used to be.
seriously, 1:31am i am awoken by the sound of keys, footsteps, a strange cell phone beep, and metal hitting the ground.
i grab my bat (yes, i keep a bat in my bedroom for just this occasion) and run downstairs shoeless and glasses-free. just in enough time to see a grown-ass man using a crowbar to pull off my 100-year-old gutter.
cops said it is about $3 worth of metal. i wonder how much it will cost me to replace. probably more than $3.
and i was in such a good mood because the weather was nice.
from veronica mars to cagney & lacey – what is it about precocious lady detectives.
not only smart, connected, savvy, and witty – but with a whole arsenal that no male detective could dream of…eyelashes and lip gloss.
